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Every time someone gets cancelled, every time a safe space is violated, every time a pronoun is misusedโthe supply of $TEARS grows stronger.
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> DETECTING COPE SPIKE IN SECTOR 7...
> DEPLOYING MEME SQUADRON ALPHA...
> INTERCEPTED COMM: "That's offensive!"
> TARGET ACQUIRED: UNIVERSITY CAMPUS...
> UPLOADING TEARS.EXE...
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Distributing pocket constitutions.
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